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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    “Now to hand over my phone number with identifying area code to this unstable stranger. This won’t lead to any repercussions.”

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      It’s probably the published number for the business

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        It was the published number for the business until a series of prank calls and 1600 daily newsletters rendered it unusable. It’s best not to gamble with crazy.

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      If you own a business, giving your phone number out is a part of doing business.

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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    • WarmSoda@lemmy.world
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      Looks like the repercussion was being able to call someone a wet wipe.

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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        “Someone” is himself. This was posted amidst the proliferation of fake recruiter comeuppances a few years ago. I feel rude pointing it out but I really don’t want someone to replicate this and find themselves doxed by some doofus with way too much time on their hands.

        • WarmSoda@lemmy.world
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          It’s a meme. None of the texts like this are ever real.

          • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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            I agree. Taking the audience’s extreme tendency to strip context into account, it’s worth offering context. And that leads back to the beginning.

            • WarmSoda@lemmy.world
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              I agree with you on that

    • stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      UK mobile number you Muppet, they aren’t area based at all.

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        I’m not sure I believe that. Could you post yours to verify?

        • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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          only in the usa would portable, mobile, hand, cellular phones have an -area-code- and be locked to where they were first enabled. only in the usa would the concept of “long distance” calls matter or apply to these phones.

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            Phones are neither locked to their geographic area, nor long distance in the us.

            In fact, my us carrier doesn’t even charge me roaming in Europe or canada for data.

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              If you say so.

              But I was charged long distance rates for making calls outisde my initial area code that I registered my phone in.

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                I haven’t heard of or cared about long distance calls in over 20 years. I also still have the same phone number I had 20 years ago despite moving to six states and overseas once. My kids have the same area code on their phones as I do despite never living in that state and getting their phones over 1000 miles away from that area.

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                I moved 1300 miles away from where I originally registered my cell phone, and I’ve never had to deal with long distance fees. I still have that number, in fact.

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      It’s a mobile number. Probably UK based

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      I’m not American or anything but that just looks like a normal cellphone number where I live. All numbers start with 072/073/076 it doesn’t matter where in the country you live.

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    “I was wondering if you knew about your employer”

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    Gotta say, there is no high like going freelance and actually making it work. Fuck employers.

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      3 months into running my own one-man handyman business. If this works out it’ll be the best decision of my life.

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    I read the second reply in Tommy Vercetti’s voice.

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      So Ray Liotta?

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        I’m not sure how that’s relevant, but I wanted to take a minute and acknowledge how cool Ray was.

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          He did the voice of Tommy Verceti in GTA Vice City, but yeah he was pretty rad

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            Oh that’s cool. I haven’t played that game. I would definitely recognize his voice if I had.

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