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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Petting Zoo Selling Toddler Fingers For 25 Cents

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Petting Zoo Selling Toddler Fingers For 25 Cents

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago
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    10 months ago

    Obviously fake, $0.25 doesn’t buy anything any more

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    The buffalo flavor are the best.

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      10 months ago

      salty tears and vinegar <3 <3 <3

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        10 months ago

        Idk, random sticky substance is kinda selling rn

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