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ZeroCool@vger.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Felony conviction first thing Trump has earned in whole life

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Felony conviction first thing Trump has earned in whole life

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ZeroCool@vger.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Natanael@slrpnk.net
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    The unanimous verdict was the first popular vote he ever won

  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    I’m so proud of him. He’s mostly a whiny, piss baby bitch, but today, he actually earned something.

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    “Observers note that earning these felony convictions fly in the face of Trump’s long documented history of never lifting a finger to do real work in his 77 years on this planet. Despite subsisting entirely on family wealth and business connections, having his reputation as a shrewd businessman created out of whole cloth by reality TV producers, and clinching the 2016 presidential election with massive help from Russian cyber operations, Trump has finally earned a criminal conviction entirely on his own.”

    Gold.

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    I see no parody in this.

  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    He earned the contempt of almost all of New York.

    This is how he was given a golden opportunity to get in good with the Manhattan highrollers, and how he threw it away through his own stupidity, greed, and arrogance.

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaellisicky/2020/10/03/how-donald-trump-took-down-bonwit-teller-a-fifth-avenue-landmark/?sh=4bfa22175f69

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      Idk. He kind of inherited the ill will of New Yorkers from his dad too.

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    I bet they’ve just been bursting to use this one.

  • BobaFuttbucker@reddthat.com
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    Fair and square

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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