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Centurion@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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      Just a guy enjoying the American way, nothing more.

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    An American

    An American

    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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      * heavy breathing in Tarantino *

      Edit: wait a sec. IS that actually Tarantino?!

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        Yes. I’m guessing it’s BTS pic for Death Proof.

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      Please tell me this is AI, and that Tarantino doesn’t actually check if the foot looks good on camera.

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        …why wouldn’t he?

        Him being notorious for his obvious foot fetish aside, most directors want to know whether ANYTHING looks good on camera or needs a different angle or lighting etc before shooting it…

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      That one. That’s the one that went wee-wee-wee all the way home.

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    I love the metric system and wish we used it. But I’m also kinky. No further questions.

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    It’s not nice to kink shame.

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      It’s also not nice to kink measure.

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    Always been super impressed by the size of Americans feet. 30cm, that’s crazy.

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      30.48 cm, get it right /s

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        For our American friends: This is 128.016/4.200 of a meter.

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          Look at this guy, trying to trick us into doing math!

          It won’t work because our school system is in shambles!

          Who’s the smart guy now!!??

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            That was not my intention at all. I thought since a lot of tools are labeled in fractions this would be more natural to the average American

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      The shoes add 5 cm

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    Anyone else most bothered by the dude’s chest? She seems to have sunk in more than should be possible…

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      That reminds me of that frat bro branding that nobody should look up and I’m not linking to.

      That really bothered me.

      It is nsfl.

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        Mind describing it? (If you don’t, please put it in a spoiler for those who don’t want to read it)

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          Big fat bro beer party, One of them is lying chest up on a table and is about to get branded by, let’s say “chet”.

          Chet doesn’t know what he’s doing, but looks drunk and malicious.

          When it’s his turn to “brand” the kid, chet firmly pushes the branding iron as deeply as he kid in the kid’s chest and swivels it back and forth multiple times while you can see it sinking into she’s under the chest muscle.

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      It’s super creeping me out

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      he might have pectus excavatum

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      I didn’t realize until you pointed it out, but where the fuck is his ribcage?

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    Looking at those feet I feel like some people could get jealous.

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    Am American, can confirm.

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    Time for my European rear to take a little trip across the Atlantic.

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    I should call her

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      Gotta meter first.

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        Meat her? I hardly know her!

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    The UK has entered the chat

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    I was getting a Thai massage the other day. She was using her feet to press on muscles in my back and I thought how awkward it would be to be Quentin Tarantino and just get an erection at contact with a lady’s bare feet. Fortunately, I didn’t end up in that situation, but I couldn’t get it out of my head for a few minutes.

    If you live in South Bay, check out White Elephant Thai Massage. We went once to show support cause my partner is friends with one of the proprietors and I keep going back because they do a great job. If you get a boner, you are forbidden from mentioning that I recommended you go.

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    The Americans got the better end of that deal.

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    How many bananas is that?

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    No that second one, uh… That’s something else. You can tell because of the dude’s elevated position.

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