Have you remembered to turn off your poison sockets?

You would hate this goddamn bird outside my window that doesn’t shut up from 5:30-10:30 every morning

Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue

I learnt from Alnwick Castle poison garden in north England that catnip makes humans grouchy, and historically was used by executioners to feel less bad about executing people. No idea how true that is but it makes an interesting thought!

I don’t get how her mic quality was still so clear with that big ole helmet on

To be fair she does actually lightly use the word in this video to describe herself, but only in order to describe how Disney as a company might view her.

I love listening to heavy dark techno, really gets me going. I use the Techno Bunker playlist on Spotify, it automixes it as well so there aren’t any awkward gaps

I think they asked for unpopular opinions

It’s Feedback in the way that microphone feedback is - really bloody loud and painful, and makes you know you’ve done something wrong

PNS Syndrome - or PIN Number Syndrome Syndrome - or Personal Identification Number Number Syndrome Syndrome

My absolute most hated saying from reddit is ‘boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time’. I don’t know, it just really irritates me! I totally agree with the sentiment, it’s just the rhyme makes it feel so childish and reactionary.

I have a friend who writes ‘a bit’ as one word… '“I was feeling abit weird”. That really peeves me!

What’s ‘old’ about that?

Honestly I love each of the avalanches albums, I understand that their sound changed a lot and that isn’t gonna sit well with everyone but I see the genius in each one for their own reasons

That’s what always put me off SNL. The sketches just seem to go on for too long and always become unfunny

Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say; ‘no sloppy steaks’ but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.

Rocks?

That’s not really how slang works

There’s nothing stopping you still! I find the ritual of placing the disc and needle and turning it over halfway through is quite satisfying. It really makes me feel as though the music is more valuable and I’ll be more likely to actively listen rather than if I just put it on my phone with the tap of a button

The one I learned was Hottentottenpotentatentantenattentat - the assassination of the Hottentot head of state’s aunt