How or why is this woman beater still relevant? Chris brown beat Rhianna to a pulp and anyone who supports him or even listens to his music on Spotify is a part of the problem. Fuck canceling him, he needs to be deleted

The nyt? Oh you mean the non stop American media propaganda machine nyt… that one??

Who pays their bills and bonuses???

Welp found taydens mom

I have these conversations with my dog instead of the real person. He understands and is ALWAYS on my side

I just had a dream where I had a black step son and Bernie Mac was his bio dad and we all went golfing together but Bernie kept being Hella mean to me. I woke up when I accidentally hit Bernies ball and he was chasing me. I don’t have any kids real or step.

Any dream experts care to break that down?

Damn dude, you ok? You seem upset

Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these

If you got fire memes then you oughta hit my dms shawty…jk, jk… unless???

Dmt.

You can very easily grow them in your closet at home. It’s a fun project and insanely inexpensive with high yields

While this sounds good. It’s not, at all

There was a lady lawyer show on TV called ally mcbeal and she was like crazy or something and used to hallucinate the dancing baby. I don’t remember it that well as it was an old people show and I was a kid but yeah way before youtube

Yes but the deal almost certainly has nothing to do with peace.

This is without a doubt the worst software update I’ve ever experienced. Straight up fucked my shit up

Tf is going on in Pennsylvania??

One time this girl i barely knew walked into my work. I said hey Courtney how are you? She looks at me like I’m crazy and asks for my boss by name. She wasn’t Courtney but a doppelganger

Bigfoots (bigfeets)?? and Grey aliens built the pyramids duh

One summer day in 1999 my friend was being lazy and didn’t want to leave his house. So I said my mom took me to blockbuster last night and we rented golden eye for the weekend. He perked right up and we headed to my house. Ahhhhhh those were the days. It was a big deal at the time cause that game and Tony hawk pro skater were ALWAYS rented out and were hard to get your hands on

I thought there was no chance in hell I’d ever eat ass…

Then, one day you meet a girl that changes everything. Damn it Alyssa, i was clean pure from sin then you come strutting in with that fat butt

I had a dream last night where I got cornered by a group of people. They pinned me down and started ripping out the hair from my butt hole and tge back of my legs, im insanely hairy so they had a lot to work with. It was very painful and I started bleeding. Then I woke up.

What could this possibly mean??? That i need to get my b hole waxxed? But why tho, im straight and ain’t nobody looking at my dirt star