flashlight, lemmy world?

Why even bother with the lights integrated into your house when your pocket-sized flashlights are so much more fun

dub-ya dub-ya dub-ya

Yes and smoking tobacco and marijuana does too

I still look like a teenager to some people, even though I’m in my thirties now.

Not drinking alcohol and not smoking anything does wonders for your looks.

I actually heard something about how he had to go through some weird medical treatments that permanently messed up the chemical balance of his brain.

That’s why he randomly cries sometimes. For the same reason people with depression do.

at the end there should be something to the effect of “…this is what you should be doing instead of voicemail you fucking asshole” and then it’s a meme

Librewolf

Family? Yes, my siblings and my dad are assholes about stuff like that.

They’re kinda picky about what kinds of guys they go for.

It’s a weird all-woman coven and I guess they chose me to be “their man” for…purposes.

1 pair dress shoes, 1 pair walking shoes

No, just two pairs of normal shoes.

What do you wear to work?

I’m disabled and can’t work

How about work out shoes?

My normal walking shoes

Walking, hiking, running shoes? Casual date shoes? Comfortable shoes for working around the house and doing messy yard work?

My normal walking shoes

MD =/= PHD

MD = Doctor

PHD = not a doctor.

I’m not saying what kind of shoes I wear, but most of the shoes I wear are similar to crocs…Well I only have like two pairs of shoes because I’m a straight guy.

do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, yarr harr fiddle dee dee!

Sorry…what are we talking about?

Well…I do wander around in the dark in the woods with my flashlights, I may or may not have happened upon witches and…spent time with them.

you can use O&O shut up 10 ++ to disable onedrive completely, also, there’s proton drive.

having it with any ability to connect to your phone at all is dumb. Why does everything have to be connected to everything else all the time to work? Oh right…surveillance from advertising companies

“Her descendants like her image being on the syrup bottles! BUT THAT’S A HECKIN RACISM!”

why does it need an app? Why not just have a button on the shoe that pulls the laces into their chambers and forget about connecting it to your phone?

A buddy of mine and I did some research into the real-life aunt Jemima.

Apparently she was a really cool lady.

Bart Simpson made that joke once, I think they cut it out of future re-runs because religious zealots got mad about it.