America’s stance has been “fuck the working class” since the 80’sat this point I’d love to see anyone try

Passively informed is an understatement, also we’re supposed to be available to work at a moments call, with limited time off availability. Am I gonna just tell my boss I’m leaving early to go vote?

Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!

I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!

Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies

How many windows updates have bricked PC’s over the years?

Wait, polls were useful before?

Let’s make Bill Nye the head if the EPA while we’re at it!

And the name of his first porno!

Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies

We can all just eat cake!

“Well I got hurt too”

-Trump… probably

Especially in my city, whoever timed our traffic lights must have been drunk.

Croupt officials gotta stick together! ❤️

“ReGiSteReD RePuBliCaNs aRe AnTiFa!!!”

Well ya see, everything is super fucked, so I drink too much

Ehh, it’s probably becauseI I drink too much, because everything’s super fucked

Polls? We still think those mean shit!

I pledge my dissidence, to the flag

Of the divided states of America

And to the republic, that we have lost

A fractured nation, rebuked by God

With liberty and justice for rich white men.