Gonna be doing a star wars campaign and so far the only thing I know about my character is that it’s gonna be 3 pit droids in a trenchcoat and that shenanigans will ensure, but I won’t intentionally break the game.

I pay for google 1 storage so I can keep my meme archive going. Idk what I’ll do when I run out

Yo same. I work more efficiently at home so I can fuck around between tasks.

Me except I’ll be 28 in 2 months. People constantly remind me how I’m getting closer to 30.

Like stop pls. I didn’t sign up for this whole aging thing and it sucks

I like tilapia fried in garlic olive oil, roasted asparagus, and cous cous. I eat it at least 3x a week for lunch. It’s easy and cheap and freezes well.

I do meal prep once a week with my mom. We just get together at her place and cook like 10 or 12 meals and put them in containers and I freeze them. Cheaper than TV dinners and it’s easy lunch and dinner for the week.

I absolutely despise cooking, so taking the ingredients to my parents’ place forces me to cook. At my house, I can just procrastinate.

If Reba has had work done, her surgeon is incredibly good. I can’t even tell and I’m really good at seeing that kinda thing

My mom had “Parenting the Strong-Willed Child”

It did not help her at all. Only thing that actually helped was the right depression meds after trying so many for like 12 years.

Wall of my parents’ tiny neighborhood and use it as a compound. They have major river access and there are plenty of big yards for agriculture. There’s also plenty of blue collar workers to do a lot of hands-on stuff. I’d be in charge of animal husbandry since I’m really good at it. My mom would do plants.

My beagle was running around the yard and his big ol ears were flapping around. My goldendoodle just sat there while the beagle ran circles around her as fast as he could.

Holy fuck she’s 70!? She looks incredible!

Sure does. At least she isn’t a dick to people online for no reason like you. I sure hope your mama isn’t like that either.

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I know quite a few very wealthy snowbirds. None of them are pleased with this presidency. Hope their influence can do something to make a change

That’s the only correct answer

I think my eyes would explode if I tried rolling my eyes any harder lol

Lol ty.

My mom and I are practically clones and I hate it. People compare me to her constantly and I wish I could be acknowledged as being my own person.

I was fired with no warning in the middle of the day on a Tuesday. Turns out I was the fall guy when the department had to cut costs because all the projects the director was coming up with to save money were actually costing the place more to implement. They said I wasn’t good enough, but my one buddy there told me my work was just fine.

Gave me some bad self-esteem issues that I’m still working on years later, but I did get a WAY better job 4 days after being fired. Last I heard they’ve gone through 5 people trying to fill in my position after they realized they needed me.

Do so much more with horses Video games Art

That’s when we entered the worst timeline.