That is not your street! Damn it Larry people are late for work!

Water retention sucks.

Secret Service had to be punished for their screw up.

Disgruntled yes. Gruntled, not so much.

We would never let something like this happen in the Midwest.

So they admit there are predatory Muppets.

Look I’m from Missouri, I will vote for a dead guy again if I have to. Because the other choice is fascism.

But we just had a whole month dedicated to pride. Come on guys we can do this!

Not from the Onion. Also that seems a little low for a space mission.

How will this affect the pirating community? I am very concerned. Like totes.

Why do you go to Greendale?

Horses today yes. They are built incredibly efficient compared to yesterday’s horses. Better ligament material, lighter and stronger bones, not to mention the carbon muscle fibers.

If my house goes up in value, then my property tax goes up as well. So yes.

That is a false accusation! When it is an official government ship it is Buccaneering.

Let’s say she’s not a medic. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHOOTING AT SOMEONE WHO IS BEING FORCED TO BE A HUMAN SHIELD!

It will all be flash frozen and shipped to China.

Maybe God is mad because DeSantis wears lifts.

As a skilled worker with a kidney transplant, I am painfully aware of this.

I would love this this feature to be implemented in IOS. This could be used for several applications like pushing more people to Linux.

Back in my day we ate glue and we liked it! Then we got graham crackers and a milk before our nap.