Too bad those blue benches are not comfortable at all. I’m sad they’re retiring the orange and yellow seats

To the Moon

I mean, it makes more sense than “pickle”

You can get a bidet that attaches to a toilet. It’s just a spray nozzle that sits under the seat and squirts right up ya

You get as many cries as you want. Don’t let them fool you.

Welcome to dystopia. Time to choom it up or die trying.

I have a submarine to sell this guy

It’s not about changing the outcome, it’s about stopping anxiety. This advice was given to me for use when feeling anxiety that is debilitating about a potential worst-case scenario which is usually unrealistic

If you can’t stop thinking about the worst possible outcome, try imagining the opposite. A nice and comfortable situation that makes you happy. To take up space in your thoughts and orient you towards more pleasant emotions

Does this account for inflation?

If you suck on the end it’s lemon flavored.

This is the actual language from the suit, but it is used in an accusatory way. Read all the way from page 10-11. Specifically point 37. The suit

Do it Z. Bust them ghosts

If I had to rate the IT crowd out of ten, I’d give it 01189998819991197253

Don’t attack fellow citizens who were bamboozled. Redirect your energy towards the fuck in charge

I did in fact get it:

Donald Trump should kill himself. That is the best value he could possibly give to the world.

May he die soon and painfully 🙏

I hope the orange shit stain kills himself, or is dead soon

Not just a basic dickhead. An actual Nazi