First line of defence

As a boilermaker, I can’t not go anywhere and not inspect the quality of welds, I see spatter and undercut and I’m like, who the fuck let that out of the shop

I feel like god might of been a bit John Hammond-ish in some of his creations down here, just cooking up weird shit trying to get things right or flat out just for fun, like those books that are in segments and you can change the top, middle or bottom lol

Looks like proof of the flat earth

I the king ?

A fellow migrator, don’t worry, things here seen to be better.

Makes sense, i was more confused about the og pics but looks like heap of people have said the same thing i would of, I’ve never know a set of tongs that don’t have the locking tab at the back

A person of culture I see

Yer fair enough, can’t say I’ve ever had that experience, mine moves around but like maybe a 1/4 rotation at about a snails pace

I found the wooden one degrade after a while and break, yer 100% agree plastic is rubbish

Don’t they fit in a draw?

Stainless steel ones are the way to go

How hard are you pulling out towels that there’s a risk of getting caught up in it ?

I don’t want to make fun of dead people, and this guy definitely needed help. However he looks a little like Harry Potter if he never went to Hogwarts

I haven’t shot a stuffed animal, but I’m fairly sure, minus two smalls holes and some light melting, it would survive with minor surgery. However the guy on the left looks like he’s gonna need a new knee. I’ll tee this up as a win for the rainbow pony resistance.

Instructions unclear, dick caught in blender.

Would the north and south go to war again for control?

Did you try not being a flog ya whole life.

Just out the back, let them fight the roos, drop bears and suger gliders to get to me. I might not even hide just be like, if you get this far in Il come willingly

Thanks legends