This looks clever, but I’m wracking my brain, and I can’t connect the reference.

Are you Kidney? We can do this all day long.

Boom. Headshot

Even just the sound of it is something quite atrocious…

I remember Beanpollo 13. The 5-alarm chili was too spicy and they blew a panel off the service module

We should engrave all the bean memes on granite tablets and bury them in a mine for future generations.

Lima be kind to them anyway

Say it ain’t so

Your bean is a fart maker

Say it ain’t so

My bean is a wind breaker

-Beanzer

Faba Vult!

Failing upward. They’re just dripping with management potential.

Aside from this being just another case of the pot calling the kettle black, we’re watching the head of state call for prosecution of any dissent. Sure, it’s not novel, but it seems like another milestone on the path to totalitarianism.

It definitely didn’t when it put people in internment camps. I know people alive today who have defended that decision. That’s a small sample size, but it does support your argument.

How are we supposed to punish every single member of the tiny minority who abuse the system if we’re not allowed unlimited collateral damage with impunity?

It’s probably just pareidolia, but in my head cannon, it’s ghost babies being born from the knees that gestated them.

What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they’re not available to help.

Do you expect me to talk?

[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]

Nat 11

DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”

Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”