Makers is so insanely overrated. If you’re gonna spend that money anyways, any of these is a huge upgrade from makers:

• Mitchers
• 1792
• Four Roses
• Basil Haydens

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring…

Banana slug.

Capo’d at what appears to be the 5th fret, so technically they’re playing a B major chord

3rd fret, so technically they’re playing a A# major chord~~

This gif gave me wood

Turbo AIDS? You know that is just a made up name, right?

Everyone knows it’s called Super AIDS™

Because trump is a fucking brain-dead narcissistic man-child moron? What more explanation are you expecting?

Not to mention that most induction tops are made from glass which can shatter if you’re too rough with it. And I am a violent chef when it comes to stovetop mixing/tossing

“Do as I say, not as I do”

That pretty much sums it up

Astroglide

It seems that you need to go watch Tommy: A Rock Opera immediately

Nope. I try to avoid cheap chocolate though. Life is too short for that. Lol

It’s hard to describe what cheap chocolate tastes like, but it’s day the best description is “waxy”

Huh. I have no problem with candied ginger (or fresh) at all. I’m not crazy about it, but it certainly doesn’t taste like soap.

Yeah, I’m one of those people. AMA?

It’s weird - sometimes I can kinda understand why people love cilantro so much… It’s like, I can kinda pick out the “good” flavors in it even though the overwhelming flavor that registers with me is soap. It’s a real bummer, because I love food and feel like I’m missing it on some really unique flavor profiles.

It’s always awkward having to ask for “no cilantro” in restaurants, and then explaining that it’s not an allergy. It just doesn’t taste good to me.

You know you’re supposed to use the bidet after you’re done pooping, right?

You could try the Dvorak layout? It’s optimized for fast typing. The most commonly used letters are on the home row. I’ve always wanted to try it

That’s why you should just drink it straight from the bottle.

I am in middle school again

In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other

Please don’t. They might enjoy it and the thought of making more of them is sickening