Spaghetti_Hitchens

Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.

It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?

LinuX

We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening

What’s up, my cisgenda?

This man clearly has a neck. Fail

Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?

Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered

Woah. Easy, fella

Well duh. Peartube is the federated choice for fruits!

OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!

Gonna need weekly pregnancy check-ins

Joe mama

That’s how I read that

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies

Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

His given name is Carlos Banana

Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?

Congrats on the sex

No no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.