Or the potus. Seems a much easier choice.

We had our chance to prosecute our criminals, but instead we crowned them gods.

So… no Oklahoma-based entry-level hires for the next few years. Got it.

It’s also about disappearing people with multi-syllable surnames.

… should be dragged to court…

Literally dragged.

And livestream it.

I find the entire MAGA movement obscene. Lock them up.

I burned two DVDs yesterday. First time in almost a decade, but it made me wonder why I don’t do it more often. I still have 98 blank DVDs on a spool purchased years ago.

So… pretty much Mar-a-Lardo.

Palm Beach, Florida, has made a fortune importing — and then exporting — toxic waste. Maybe they could go there.

The U.S. won’t need regulations once the last of its trade partners gives up on it. We’ll be free to eat all the domestic lead and asbestos our dear masters deem necessary to feed us.

I recently deleted my active, 16-year-old, account after being told I was inciting violence simply by commenting that a particular GOP senator had himself to blame for an issue he was trying to pin on others.

And all of this hardship was not only preventable, but was actively brought on by the nonsensical actions of one 34-count felony fraudster. This is a needless, government-induced crisis that rests squarely on the shoulders of a cowardly Congress that refuses to do its job while a madman destroys the economy.

Run liberals as GOP candidates. Then vote Republican. But vote for liberals.

Are these those welfare babies Republicans always screeeched about?

Libraries are one of the only public places left where you’re not expected to spend (or even need) money.

Be real careful. We thought we were turning the corner a few years ago, too. Seems so long ago.

In 10 years, it seems we not only gave up our own nations’ dreams of equality and union, but lustfully decided to lick the boots of those telling us our dreams aren’t worth having. It doesn’t help that the self-proclaimed “leader of the free world” is a known rapist who cuts deals with the Taliban at the expense of women’s liberties.

Do those circumstances involve a bunker?

Ha! This was most folk music festivals from 1993 to 2006.