No thanks, I already ate.

Would probably have made for a better picture if you stopped running and stood still next to him, though…

Also comey is the whole fuckin reason we got Trump 1.0

His ridiculous last moment announcement of “those emails weren’t criminal but still super sus in my opinion" contributed for sure, but it was mostly Hillary being a bad candidate with bad policies, no charisma, and a bad campaign strategy shooting herself in the foot at every opportunity.

I know. I was trying and failing to be funny 🤷

I was in a band called Pathetically Sodden Washcloth. Mostly Trip hop, a bit of Crust punk.

Only if he’s Little…

But are probably still very soaplike and difficult to drink without doing the technicolor yawn…

Yeah, apparently they’ve started opening Walmarts in French rivers for some reason 🤷

In their defence, there is no defined point

Where something is considered genocide? That’s simply not true.

any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:

• (a) Killing members of the group;

• (b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
• © Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
• (d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
• (e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.

— Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide, Article 2

Are we sure he even meant to? It looks like it’s a Tesla, so maybe he accidentally put it in Pedestrian Eating mode…

Danger zone!

I like you Pete

Why, though? He’s a Neoliberal proponent of Reaganomics Lite and McKinsey grad (but I repeat myself) who keeps failing upwards.

Like rain on your wedding day?

I like my scrolling and stability like I like my coffee: erratic and specialized.

And SmartTube on your Android TV

Not to be confused with the source boss

Which can be ASMR depending on pronunciation and tone of voice.

The guy from the third panel taking a break to rehearse for his next gig:

Would have been a much better choice for president, in spite of his lack of qualifications (not that Trump was ever qualified) and interest in getting the job.

Some even argue that the latter should be a requirement…

Like water, in fact 😁