Bros before beaches.

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With how sad and empty my geriatric mother’s life is, the last thing I’m going to do is take away her imaginary friend.

As a child, media showed me that if you could tap dance well you basically had a love potion and a get-out-of-jail-free card wrapped up into one.

My life up to this point has proven this to be painfully wrong.

:ball chain, turn:

“The other factor is those 214,000 employees don’t all work full time. A high percentage are part time.”

That’s the Gotcha, most of these employees are part time, it scheduled to be just under full time so they won’t qualify for any benefits.

I’ve been management at places that have required me to schedule people at 27.5 hours or 31.5 hours. This was mall retail in the aughts, so things may have changed, but they’ve probably only gotten worse.

Corporate would rather have a bunch of part timers that have to be constantly replaced than a solid team of full timers that actually want to grow with the company.

Once again, I haven’t had to hire or write a schedule in over a decade, so let me know if I am wrong.

I’ll back up the vinegar in a spray bottle and free newspaper being the best for cleaning windows. The vinegar smell goes away in a couple minutes and it doesn’t leave streaks.

I like to take virtual tours of dead/dying towns via Street View. The one constant is that the one main Street has one Dollar General with cars in the parking lot, on the outskirts of town. The proper grocery/general stores are all dilapidated husks ‘down town’.

Pretty much any Artist Loft in the 90s.

Bitch, you have enough room to have a softball tournament in your front room, quit complaining about how 'rough ’ the neighborhood is.

My mother’s house had one of these pleasant looking Razor Disposal Slots in a medicine cabinet. When we redid the bathroom there was just a pile of ancient rusty razor blades behind the wall.

Boomer era foresight. They probably dumped their used engine oil into holes in the back garden as well.

I’m preparing to bust my kikwears out of storage, but it’s not quite time yet.

I’m totally cool with baggy fit coming back for a while, just please don’t bring back the pre-distressed dirty washed jeans that look like you’ve been rolling around in a barn all day and also shit yourself.

So… My odds of not being shot by a cop are better if I carry a replica gun, unless I’m reading this wrong.

I had no idea how to free base or make a pipe out of a lightbulb until I saw that DARE video.

The chitin that makes up shrooms causes stomach upset because your body can’t do anything with it. Making tea and discarding the solids may provide a smoother experience.

I’m sure there are other more thorough forms of extraction, but this is the basic way I know of.

Aren’t there weird laws that require bars to have a pot of soup cooking during business hours, even if nobody ever orders it?

We can’t allow the Feeemaaales to learn the art of war.

It just occurred to me that I’ve never played any sort of war game with someone sporting ovaries.

If I’m brave enough to do this, does it make me a cultural ambassador of some sort?

Spicy/gross take: The woman are still in the picture, but under the table.

:(

I just want to see the featureless Rumpus Room fading off infinitely into an eternal void.

Under His Eye.