I’d recommend Dr. Ramones’ therapeutic procedure.

There are no oceans made of sodium and water. There couldn’t even be because sodium and water would react to NaOH and H3O+. There are oceans of water and sodium chlorate because smart people are made from chlorine…

Barium salts might last a bit longer - and there’s no “best before” on most salts of nitric acids. They certainly were best before you spotted them…

Abilities are a Chinese hoax anyway. Do I have any abilities? Do you? Told you so. Hoax.

Maybe it’s not safe. They might just react like sodium and water, who could tell?

Face it, planets are hanging from the celestial ceiling - on wires. Galilei’s herecy has been debunked. The end is nigh! Eat more sawdust! Ahoohaa!

Obviously Austrian terrorist activity (ATA). They secretly want their colony (French Austria) back. Ceterum censeo austriam delendam esse.

Du mich auch.

Always the last word, do you? Nevertheless you didn’t. Definitely not.

#! /usr/bin/bash
PATH=/usr/local/bin:/bin:/usr/bin
eject -r

I want to be a tree too when I grow up!

Time of reporting does not necessarily match original time of event. Actually it never does. Any known event is in the past.

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Do you know them? Who’s editor in chief? Can you answer any of the questions I’va asked above? Did you read it?

I didn’t even care about that as much as about their obscurity. But it seems people here are too damned stupid to understand what “obscure” means in case of a news outlet. Makes me wonder a lot less how people are falling for fake/manipulative news or “corporate communications”.

No, I won’t.

No, you didn’t.

Yes, it was. The headline is absolutely clear about that.

No, they didn’t!

Yes. College students are 5 cents a dozen. They’re useful to extract mortgage interest but they’re still 5 cents a dozen.