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18·3 days agoA lot of us are. Problem is, nobody wants us.
81·3 days agoSomething something AI
Smokin’ Ed’s Unique Garlique. Garlic makes everything better, and this sauce is both tasty and really hot at the same time.
The population simultaneously needs and resents the warlocks
Rename it the “I’m enshittifying in the name of bullshit trends and shareholder value” button
The problem is that people consider it an oracle of truth
Because that’s how it is presented by the con men getting rich off this con.
They could be president of the United States
7·6 days agoSee: girl with trump face tattoo at the top of this thread.
They’re called MBAs and they’re a cancer on society.
What you need, my friend, is a slump buster. Casual sex with a woman you otherwise wouldn’t be interested in. I don’t know if it’s a sixth (or 7th or 8th) sense that women have, but they can tell if you’ve gotten any recently. If you have, it makes you more desirable. Alternatively, a good wank before going out in public, but that’s not nearly as effective. I ended many droughts with a slump buster back in my single days.
I’ve been approached by a woman exactly one time. We’ve now been married for 21 years.
4·10 days agoYeah but my joke…
Since they’ll be behind the Switch 2 by one version number, they’re going to call this console the “Xbox Go 360”.
Ok, I don’t feel so bad now. Your obsession goes WAY beyond mine. But I need to go throw out my blue bulb 🤢
He’d be a hero who got fucked by tariffs. Instead he’s a villain who got fucked by tariffs.
In an alternate universe where the world is logical, insurrections are terrorism and firebombing teslas is patriotism.
Don’t forget DEI