Working my way gradually down to deep squats has been great for my knees. It doesn’t take much to get there and maintain. I just found times to hold a squat for a bit while watching TV or gardening. Also, the knees over toes guy has some good advice for keeping your joints healthy.

Bert: I want a divorce

I like to smuggle linguistics monologues into any conversation by hiding them in a regional accent or foreign language Trojan horse.

We got tired of hiding our powerful haunches

Nava-who? What kind of Mexican is that? /s

I was disappointed that it wasn’t some Australian guy living the outback.

They’re also patient and willing to push through a bit of pain for a reward

You can tell Ernie had a supportive family growing up but Bert was forced live in the closet. I’m glad they found each other though.

Due to anti-DEI policies the agency is now called All Land Management

This is the fart side shat

I’ve been in the Model Y with the stupid wing doors and the release is behind the speaker covers in the door. The speaker covers are not easy to grab or remove. That’s when I have the user manual open and there isn’t a lithium fueled fire burning me up in seconds

I made the Enola Gay joke a couple weeks ago thinking there’s no way they could be that stupid. I don’t know why I’m surprised.

It goes straight to Hell, MI

We should keep pointing out moments of ambiguous facial expressions among Trump’s inner circle to gaslight MAGA into constant infighting.

Modern men’s fashion peaked in the 1920s. I’ve been watching Boardwalk Empire lately and everyone is dressed so sharp.

I say modern fashion because we use be allowed to wear all kinds of cool stuff like poofy sleeves, cod pieces, capes, and tights.

Not pictured: the giant, shitty looking pile of rubble under them.

They just blasted chunks off the mountain and left the mess behind

So we’ll have green energy but capitalism will be as strong as ever. A solar dystopia. At least there will be a future for us to be shadowrunners in.

I’m glad they wrote Gaza twice so I would know what they were referring to

Reminds me of the game Contraband Police that used Cyrillic Соитяaьаид on the poster which reads “Soityaa’aid Police”

For some reason if you put that sound at the beginning of a word most English speakers can’t say it.