I don’t agree with your tastes in food, but I agree, fuck New Jersey.

It’s great to have you back!

Hell yes to both!

The ironing is delicious

Far better than trying the Knifey-Spoony defense.

Always has been. They can slap on a genteel veneer with their faux progressive popes, but the structure is always the same.

You go girl!

To whichever restroom is least likely to end in a confrontation with some lunatic republican trying to ‘protect’ their perceived property.

Good point. The Behind the Bastards on her was pretty wild.

Is there any other kind?

This has been my experience… forever.

Not autistic, but light sensitivity, tinnitus and chronic pain make me look angry basically all of the time. And since I’ve had all of those since I was a kid, I’ve been hearing variations of “what’s wrong”, “are you OK” and “are you angry” for the past 45 or so years.

I now just describe it as resting bitch face and let people do with that as they will.

Also, “empaths” fucking suck. Spare me your vast insights gleaned from dodgy authors. I just don’t care.

Pay for Cool Zone Media. I have no qualms supporting their work, even if most of what I listed to is the work of the Honorable Doctor Reverend Robert Evans.

Thankfully not always. But damn it sure happens far too often.

Damn, and here I was dreaming of more tacos and less walking nightmares.

You can always make more delicious tacos.

You can only beat a couchfucker to death with an ottoman just the one time.

Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.

Oh. Your. God.

I’m not sure if it’s just a food crime or elevated all the way to a hate crime against your tongue.

Same results either way sadly.

There are 11 days in a ‘mooch’. So almost 13.

Though it only feels like 5 months… it’s barely been 3 :(

The dominoes will fall like a house of cards.

Checkmate.

The Dogg Zzone and Bigfeets.

Both absurd comedy by Cracked alum Robert Brockway, Seanbaby and Jason Pargin (the latter only for Bigfeets). Just a Patreon plug and nothing more.