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13 days agoThat’s a good one. Mine is the Wilhelm scream, damn near startles the life out of me sometimes.
Raw, wriggling, and covered in ranch!
Techno cat version is great
It ain’t potato salad without raisins! Could go for some cheesy pea salad too
"Omggg I can’t believe they make you work on Easter! That’s awful…
… anyyyywayyyys, I’ll get a double gecko burger, and uhhhh, a side of quail eggs and a large diet Dr. Weasel… thanks!"
How I imagine it:
“I’m size 3”
“No you’re not”
“Yes I am”
“You can’t be”
“BRING THE DEVICE”