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Well his wife isn’t a billionaire, so

China will still have an operational station. Probably.

Briar would be great if I knew anyone who was willing to use briar

If he doesn’t just ignore the problem my guess is he’ll say people aren’t coming because they’re afraid of MS13 or something. The solution to which is clearly to round up more undesirables.

You theoretically could make the cash tips just disappear. The computer where I work guesses based on a rolling average of your card tips and it’s usually pretty close. Which suggests to me that if anyone went snooping they could key in to the statistical anomaly of your curiously low cash tips rather easily. At the end of the day you’re rolling the dice.

Personally I do report, partially because I don’t want to piss off the IRS if they ever do take an interest in me but mostly because I don’t qualify for housing assistance even without reporting them and nobody will rent to me unless I do report them because, get this, I don’t earn an extra $3 for every $1 the rent goes up, especially not in wages. I am actually kind of jealous of apparently everyone else in the industry who somehow get approved for apartments despite making half of what they’re supposed to on paper

Sure, as long as he doesn’t hear you calling him that

Well now I really don’t see what he could have possibly done wrong

That’s the guy who does those funny little cubicle comics, right? I don’t see what he could possibly do wrong.

Honestly at that point just use the whole onion

Goes to 11

Crime doesn’t sleep

If the median is 24 I think we have problems

The what now

your post is bad and you should feel bad

Boomer humor is funny sometimes

Asinine, fatuous, inane…

Lol that’s way beyond dieting

Which is ironic, the EPA was created by Nixon.