Finally, video games cost as much as Chrono Trigger did when it came out!

That image makes me think he’s going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

Ah a Vermin Supreme supporter /s

Well I SAID should be sending them foo… Oh…

They can buy McDonald’s whenever they want.

Ah, but these truly strong people are rare bread also known as dough.

Ah yes, his human shield he’s had since The Luigi Event.

Now, as an average libsoftiktok follower, where do I call in the bomb threat? The gun owners house for owning the transgender gun? The gun manufacturer for making a transgender gun? The NRA for not making transgender guns illegal? The state capitol for allowing the transgender gun on their grounds? Or nowhere because there’s evidence of the thing actually happening?

Why does he just see a giant pair of floating hands?

Well, what if she has her period!? She’ll just nuke Russia because of her hormones! We can’t have that in a president. We can only have a president who gives spy information to Russia because Putin complimented him. A true Patriot! /s

He’ll just put a big wad of gauze on his feelings until the election.

Pretty sure that retired firefighter that Biden had to shame you into acknowledging took that bullet, Don.

Didn’t know banjos were a thing in Russia. TIL

Judge Cannon in the classified documents case just threw out the case saying that the DOJ can’t appoint special counsel and so Trump shouldn’t have been indicted by Jack Smith. Hunter was indicated by a special counsel and so he’s trying to say that he shouldn’t have been indicted either.

Oh Kyle, why did you say that? If you say your birthday wish out loud it won’t come true!

Corruption-of-Justice Thomas already agrees with her.

The RNC starts today. The Republicans would have to scramble to pick a candidate for president the weekend before they show off their candidate for president. It would have caused chaos for them.

Oh, there’s more fun in the article.

They also faked the look of rich cream by using a yellowish layer of pureed calf brains. As a historian of the Indiana health department wrote: “People could not be induced to eat brain sandwiches in [a] sufficient amount to use all the brains, and so a new market was devised.”

“Surprisingly enough,’’ he added, “it really did look like cream but it coagulated when poured into hot coffee.”

Several Americans will see this picture and vote based on it. A defiant candidate, bloodied but not bowed, in front of the American flag, standing high among his personal shields as if taunting the next shot. This picture alone is political fucking gold. All a Republican has to do is show Biden tripping up the stairs to Air Force One, and your image-is-worth-a-thousand-words voter will see one candidate standing after being shot, and one tripping on stairs with no outside influence. Project 2025, “Day One dictator”," I will use my office for revenge". None of these things matter in the face of the picture for a voter who votes based on image.

People tend to forget the Food part that the Food and Drug Administration take care of. Here’s milk before 1906:

Finally, if the milk was threatening to sour, dairymen added formaldehyde, an embalming compound long used by funeral parlors, to stop the decomposition, also relying on its slightly sweet taste to improve the flavor. In the late 1890s, formaldehyde was so widely used by the dairy and meat-packing industries that outbreaks of illnesses related to the preservative were routinely described by newspapers as “embalmed meat” or “embalmed milk” scandals.

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