Actually both Debian and Ubuntu are derivatives of Hannah Montana Linux

Back in my day, the AMD drivers were the janky ones…

Slightly less corporate greed than everyone else

I also become John Lennon when I look at 196

I for one would be very happy to sleep 8 hours straight

It’s not a sandwich, it’s a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

Oh, I was gonna say international housewife

I like how it decided that hovercraft should always be on the ground

Me after I take a “Reading Compression” class

It’s a shame that hardworking people with real jobs these days have to take on a side hustle as a cop just to make ends meet 😞