the rust scales begin to fall and as the entire party squints to see the results, ROLL FOR INITIATIVE AT DISADVANTAGE (fuck a few dragons will get me out of this shit)

why is satan afraid of socks and sandals?

your lack of participation enabled an actual genocider. think things have gotten better in the last 5 months for gaza? ukraine?

you think you’ll ever take responsibility for your own poor choices?

and they keep making the shit.

fuck

What’s your malfunction?

assholes like you, mostly.

keeping our filthy bullshit here would be for the best I think.

not my rabbits BRO, but thanks for the assumption.

never been to a pet store huh, sis?

pretty sure chivalry died a long long fucking time ago.

that said, reviewing the crusades, I’m not sure chivalry ever actually applied outside the melanin free crowd mate… see: puckle gun square shot

yet even if your family doesn’t use these services you benefit from safe roads, educated workers, green spaces for all to have access, and public sanitation - you LITERALLY BENEFIT FROM EVERYTHING but don’t want to pay.

who the fuck is dodging both korea and vietnam in an age of general conscription?

it’s interesting that you bring wrestling into the discussion. imho, that’s been the base for trump - fucking morons who care less for skill or athletics, and much more about pomp and pageantry - and now that linda mcmahon is sec of education, she’s going to bring the rest of the country down to their level of ignorance. this strain of anti-intellectual ‘my opinion is as worthy as your actual education’ is going to kill this country, and ‘professional wrestling’ is the poster child for the entire inane shitshow that is modern conservatism.

perhaps it’s time we started asking if everyone going along with the obvious lies inherent to ‘professional wrestling’ lead a lot of people to idiotic conclusions and fanciful ways of thinking.

edit: typical wrestling fans, pissy downvotes with no discourse. pretty much what I expect from them.

when they aren’t screaming. fuck that’s a noise I could have lived my entire goddamned life and never heard.

Let’s be honest, real bunnies get fucked up and go to waffle house, and pick fights.

clockfuckers?

yeah my dog refuses to look at the place where they shit the rug too.

but at least the fucking dog has the decency of character to look ashamed.

tyvm!

I have a container of za’tar but don’t really know where to use it.

I love salmon, but have found hawaiian seasoning the best when grilled. how’s this za’tar recipe go?

israel continues to bomb hospital after hospital… camp after camp… no matter how horrible the october attacks were, this is out of proportion even for groups that hate each other.

I’m so fucking tired of the world being hostage to a bunch of nutbags who all believe their invisible friends want them to murder someone else’s children.

really, we shouldn’t be an interplanetary species, we’re not fit.

I mean, dementia, Alzheimer’s, syphilis syndrome, 70 years of big macs, all impacting a brain that was so fuckin’ dumb he lost money running casinos.

hard to say…

vaya con carne my friend.