We took our pup to see her mother at around 8 months. The moon didn’t recognize her anymore I guess, and didn’t like other female dogs and chased her under a table leaving our dog cowering and shaking. Was not the reunion we all expected

Also, ensuring to never copy and paste commands but to type them in manually yourself. It’s hard to enforce this on yourself, but worth it.

“Command: sido not found…”

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness… for rich white men.

No it’s 3

Funny how almost all ghosts seem to be from the same era

Usually cuffs or a bullet

I moved from US to Canada with a whole lot less lined up

Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

Nah man, he’s an idiot. Can’t believe he said that.

Everybody knows if you say your wish out loud it doesn’t come true!

Yet when I was bringing some fudge home for family, I got hassled on it being too much…

Wouldn’t this put those thin blue line boys they love in danger?

We have this on our dogs collar

The top two

OP, let’s go bowling!

Right after he cleaned his shoes:

They can stop whenever they want to

That’s why you get up at 830 or 9, go eat, come back and nap

To call them peers is an insult to the jurors

No it’s ok, I’m 1/8 cisgender so I can say it

FLICK YOU MAN