This is why I’m so patient and calm when dealing with spoons.

Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

Imagine him missing and shooting the inventor in the nards.

Filet mignonut.

Moo is French for woof.

In paint be sure to make a bunch of random lines and then use the fill bucket to fill in random colors in the spaces.

Guten Tag my homies!

What we need is some kind of double decker traffic train thing.

Physics says I can’t lift a train with my bare hands. Psh. Can’t tell ME what to do!

Me: Hey bank AI, how much money is in my account?
Bank AI: (long pause) It looks like there are five banks in your area.

Who else is watching this in 2025!?!?

I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.

Invite with HR Friday at 4pm.

Catholic priest here. This is Darth Hoodus who thinks he infiltrated the church. Really we let it slide at first because it was easy to track the sith this way. Later on we just all felt bad for the guy because he just wasn’t sneaky at all. Give him a wink and a wave if you ever see him.

We are gathered here for it is the only opening in thy Outlook calendar.

They told me about a Dark Plagus dude and some tragedy. I spaced out but I’m pretty sure the lesson was to always keep partying.

Man, es ist harder and harder Lemmy posts zu read.

Allens is gangster, bis PLATTDEUTSCH förbi kämmt.

I go to Vegas for the chess.

Entschuldigung. Haben sie…DANK MEMES?