Never mind karmic debt, you’d carry your student loans over to the next life.

NO

I learn current slang just to use it wrong. Nahmean, cringe?

What’s the girl equivalent of this? I’d like to have some conversations with my wife that don’t send her off on list-making/plan-making expeditions or remind her of something she wanted to research on the internet.

OP, are you a billionaire trying to reframe global poverty as me being unwilling to chop my fingers off rather than you being unwilling to share your enormous wealth?

Local companies are out-competing the multinational on price, quality and local knowledge. Isn’t this the free market working as intended?

See? I knew we’d find a use for him.

Now I really want to answer your rhetorical question, because you’ve badly misunderstood how popes work.

Monarchs are like cardboard boxes. Someday they’ll be useful again, you just know it.

I watched a youtube clip last night about scientists inventing a technology for giving tardigrades tattoos. It’ll be useful in multiple non-tardigrade scenarios (obviously) but the news reporter knows how to catch my interest.

I might be okay with specific use cases, but overall no. Why do we need to invent users? Users are a thing that already exists. This is a solution desperately hunting for a problem.

I saw two of my friends joking with their father and realised they weren’t afraid of him.

Because you’re not filtering by your subscribed communities.

You are my favourite kind of player.

I was watching a Brad Williams clip where he talked about humping John Stamos’ leg.

I’ve taken more damage from party members trying to get me under control than from the enemy. Now they keep me on a leash.

Someone with no butts on their butt, that’s who.

I’ve just reviewed your mod log and I’m pretty sure the problem is you.

They’ve always got evidence that they’re going to show us… soon.

Not today.

But soon.

They can’t say when.

Only that it’ll be soon.

Soon.

Silly Evangelicals, you don’t get a say in it.