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“Have you tried installing Linux on your computer recently?”

“WTF is a computer?”

Chuck Schumer has a spine made of jelly. But I can’t help but wonder what specific, personal threat was aimed at him (if any).

“Hey Chucky, when we invoke the Insurrection Act, at lot of ‘rebel’ lawmakers are going to be doing hard time. You don’t want to spend your golden years in prison busting rocks, do you?”

Please, Hank Cocaine is my father. Call me Hank Dank.

x86 emulator can boot Linux

… eventually!

Centuries later, little has changed!

Stay gold, Ponyboy. (Wow, that name aged strangely.)

Steady on.

Pity the Gyrojet never took off. (Er, so to speak!)

“I lied. You don’t have NetFlix. We’re going to tidy your room.”

Leave the gay planes alone!

Oh dear, one of Trump’s rubber stamps seems to be malfunctioning. Perhaps some helpful billionaire will buy her an RV and a house for her mom, that seems to work on other justices.

the future of RPGs

Or, hear me out, the future might be 2D pixel-art games made by one or two people in a bedroom – not by critical acclaim or player sentiment, but just by sheer volume, filling up digital storefronts.

“Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning.” 🤔

We need more viral leftist shitposting, and less concern about getting every single fact exatly right.

Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.

“And of course, as an important Republican, he will face no repercussions whatsoever.”

Good question! I mean, I’m not suggesting that the left should create compelling, motivating, entertaining (but not necessarily “literally” true) content targeting low-information voters in an effort to swamp out fascist garbage. Nor would I imply that the time has come to use every underhanded, dirty, ratfucking trick in the book to make those voters distrust Republicans. Heaven forbid!

But I will say outright that in my estimation the left’s fastidious, timid, mousy attempts to debunk the tidal wave of fascist bullshit is not working out very well.

He had the idea to raise tariffs, and he believes all his ideas are really good, so he followed his own good advice and raised tariffs, dead simple.