Uhm something something illegal rapist immigrants high on fentanyl. I’ve got tee-time in 10.

Smack Pelosi out of her seat. Let AOC take over.

Floating homes for alcoholics? Pretty much anyone who can sign a down payment contract.

Spend more time worrying about your crashing economy lol

Basically the Pimp Named Slickback of Linux distributions.

In the same sense that “he’s not a nazi”… because he’s a fucking nazi!

The motivation now is for Europe to finance the entire war… to ensure Zelensky doesn’t need to go back to the US.

Such disgrace. I’ve heard of “ugly Americans”, but this is ridiculous.

The State: “Hold up, that’s MY job!”

Kamela Harris: *judo CHOP* Your point has been rendered invalid, for you are incapacitated… Captain President, away!

Ha! Jokes on you. I speedran that shit by having my 3rd PTSD in my 30s… that’s one for my 10s, one for my 20s, and one for my 30s…

I hate this world, there is no god and I’d like to get off this planet please.

So let’s be frank here: Nancy Pelosi’s Democrats need to die in a fire. The old guard must be set aside and a new team should take their place by spearheading the direction of the party.

Get ready for…

The Democratic Super Friends

Starring

• Pete Butigieg (White Man)
• Kamela Harris (Captain President)
• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Plucky Latina)
• Bernie Sanders (Master Splinter)
• Elizabeth Warren (Super Mom)
• Cory Booker (Male Ratio)

These powers combined, maybe YOUNG people won’t be so disgusted by the democrats. That’s right, young people. That’s who the republicans were targeting. Get the millennial vote by making the Super Friends here a reality.

But nope, that would be too daring, too risque, too sexy - for the democrats. We gotta wheel out Schumer and exhume Dianne Feinatein to prop her up with duct tape in the house of representatives.

It’s the only way… to lose again lol

Do et, Yankies. STICK IT TO THE MAN

Because, see - uh Elon, he likes to sort of surf on the livelihood of others. It’s like a fun little game for him, where he fires and has to rehire, which forms a pique of the wave so he can feel a little tickle in his belly and go weee. He’s such a scamp.

Actually, no. He’s horrible. Who gave him a mandate again? Oh right.

Woa, hey now. Too close. I think I’m going to have to back up a truckload of apologia. BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP - is it there? Is it up to the line? Good.

Unloads why republics should be ethnically pure, but spun in a way that vaguely unsharps the truths jagged edge, while pining for a time gone by and fear mongering to whatever would be mob that could dawn balaclavas and facemasks to terrorize local neighborhoods with bigoted chants and flags in hand.

I say no, fascist, back to hell with you - and stay there. That is your home, that is where you should stay, forever and ever and ever - and if for some reason they should be let back out, it’s up to the entirety of the human species to slap them straight back down to the depths that they came from.

Give me liberty, or give me dead fascists - because the latter has a tendency to produce the former.

Real men end up in my office for 30-45 minutes straight being yelled at like I’m some 80s police chief.

You’re a itchy trigger finger, and I swear to God I’ll have your ssh keys on my desk if you push to production again. Now get out… and don’t let the door hit you on your ass on your way out!

Yes, it’s called demoralization.

Imma stop you right there. Hitler had one of the greatest books of all time.

LEEEEROOOOOY JEENKIINS!

…yes, that’s what I said. But sign them locally. Do not put your private key on Protons service. Sign and distribute pub keys locally.

Probably should have clarified.

Also, paid IMAP/SMTP makes Proton a freemium service. Thought I should just underline that.

This is why you sign and encrypt the contents of email. If the recipient doesn’t have the public key, they can’t read the content.

Allowing a service provider to “handle your keys” is tantamount to letting the fox watch the henhouse.

Proton doesn’t provide IMAP/SMTP access for free accounts, so you won’t be able to encrypt emails locally.

This ultimately is the tech version of “trust me bro”. This means you are as secure on Proton as you are on GMail, depending upon how you use the service.